Today is one of my best friend's birthday and so it makes me wanna write about him and only him.I still remember in our first sem Piyush was nick named "Dunna Tunna" which later took its own of course modification by our gulti seniors and finally Dunna arrived. Well to start with Dunna a.k.a Piyush Shrivastava is 6'2" tall weighs 95 kgs likes him to be compared only with amitabh bacchan & sleeping beauty of large python which he optimally uses for occupying random spaces left in jam packed places.(His snap proves that!!!)
This extra-terrestrial species (definitely not homo-sapiens, very close to camel, ostrich) goes well by Darwin's law. He is evolving day by day, losing his hair daily, gaining 2 kgs per year & his neck becoming longer by .5 cm per year. Dunna follows a strict weekly routine.Eats 8 times a week, takes bath Sat to Sat (Back in IIT days in one semester he decided to take bath thrice a week, due to which IIT decided to close early because of water problem created by his decision), still manages to keep himself in good figure (42-38-42) by laughing a lot where he holds a record of laughing for 8 mins on a trot. He also savours all those natural pleasures by keeping wildly unpopular Hindi erotic books under his bed and I guess he still does in US.
During his stay in iit he has also made few HOMOsapiens friend like diode,soni,jhun. He has his own views about girls like they don't have brains, meant to wash clothes, cook and raise children. His bike hold a record for the number of girls sat on it, but ironically he never drove his own bike with a girl, his friends always did. This Boston resident is currently living a king size life at the expense of his fat oracle salary. His is a tech - wizard who cracked almost every girl's email password of his branch in our college.India definitely miss his giant body who donated blood in incredible amount to all those needy persons and this helpful soul who is always on toes for helping his friends.
Currently I am told by him that he is willing to marry any girl since he has given up the "GREAT FIGHT" for getting a girlfriend. I wish all the luch he needs to get married in coming year and also many happy returns of the day man. even though i know u will kill me after what i have for you here!!!!
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Oh, boy! That made me nostalgic about those good old days. Dude, when everyone is making progress in their singles life how can dunna be left behind. Before making all these comments, you should have asked him with whom is he living these days (and sharing ....) Anyway, he deserves a big toast on his b'day and we at vodga dupes wish this year will bring more frustation and stronger desires to finally force him to come out and start looking for some cuties. Nobody lives lonely in a city like Boston, nobody. And neither will Dunna...(in fact neither IS Dunna...since he has atleast got someone to share the apartment/bedroom(?). Dude, you need to go a few steps further...)
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